Sunday, October 26, 2008

Wiztober made my night


"Doing nothing? I'm learning how to shock people with my pants! I'd hardly call that doing nothing..."
-Professor Crumbs from the Disney show Wizards of Waverly Place

I know, I know. Wizards of Waverly Place is a TV show meant to entertain kids my sisters age, right? The thing is, I think it's quite hilarious! I was so excited when I turned on the TV a little while ago and accidentally stumbled upon "WizTober," meaning back-to-back-to-back-to-back episodes of one of my favorite shows! It a nice background for my much less exciting chemistry homework.

I suppose it's simple minded, easy to understand humor along with the in-your-face puns that are hard to miss that make the show appealing to me. The show is so incredibly cheesy, which is also somewhat a turn on in my book. Plus, it's pretty unique. Trapping a guy in jello so you can turn his girlfriend evil by playing tetherball on the top of the Tower of Evil? I don't think I could come up with that (unless I was slap happy and on a caffeine high, I suppose). My little sister and I have got the funky hat song and dance down perfectly >.< It's pretty fun. A few weeks ago, we were singing it and these other little girls ran up and finished it with us. Completely adorable! Sadly, these other children's parents obviously don't know what their kids are watching, and were completely lost as to what was going on ("Wizards of what now?)

That aside, I also absolutely love (most of) Alex Russo (played by Selena Gomez)'s outfits. They are incredibly unique and, for the most part, well put together. I also Selena's hair. Overall, she's pretty much gorgeous :) I can only hope she stays on the "right path" and doesn't become the next Britney Spears/Miley Cyrus.

Man, life would be so much harder to live with millions of little kids, their parents, and the rest of the world, following your every movement... Ew. I don't even want to imagine that..

Zombies

I love this video:


And I can't wait until Halloween!

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Best (most pathetic) dream ever last night!

So... Last night I had a pretty amazingly pathetic (in a happy kind of way) dream. I was on the bus when I ran into my cousin, Galen (I've probably seen him once in the past year) , who told me there was a free concert at Red Rocks that night. Mason, another cousin of mine (who I also never see... odd that I'd dream of them) became a bus driver and drove Lane, some amigos, and myself to the concert, which turned out to be the Jonas Brothers! (WOOT!) I was super excited and got to meet Kevin. :) My friends (who have a "plan" to go to the next jobros show and start a mosh) gave in to the awesomeness of the band and didn't start crap. What a lovely night... Told ya it was pathetic. Much better than my dream the night before when my body rejected the change and my life's blood poured out of me... I think I've been reading too many vampire books lately.

I'm truly a horrible person.

Imagine:
You're a beautiful, innocent praying mantis.
You're going for a walk and enjoying the lovely fall weather.
And all of a sudden... CRUSH!
Jessica accidentally stomps on you on the way to work.
And now you're just dead.
Poor little praying mantis!